Yogi Rapper Does it Again
I Hate Mimes, by Rob Dinsmoor.
Category: Yogi Rapper
I Mourn Your Loss by Robert Dinsmoor
Violets are blue and roses are red So sorry to hear your father is dead The fact he’s underneath the moss Must add greatly to your loss
Polypharmacy by the Yogi Rapper
I’m back from my jolly pharmacy Loaded up with polypharmacy Like a middle-aged middle-class prescription junkie!!! This one keeps my gland from growing This one keeps my ticker going!!!
Eight Million Ways to Croak by Rob Dinsmoor
The Yogi Rapper reflects on the fragility of life. No animals were harmed in the making of this production!
Dogsville by Robert Dinsmoor
It’s a recession, I needed a job I decided to walk my good friend’s dog He’s a beautiful dog, Gov And his name’s Buddy Love
Eight Million Ways to Croak by Robert Dinsmoor
(inspired by the “Final Destination” series, with apologies to Lawrence Block) Life is short, it ain’t no joke There’s eight million ways to croak Drive your car into a lake Get bitten by a poisonous snake
